BABiES AT H0GWARTS? - under construction

[The Joker]

Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
Teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn till our brains all rot.

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[BATMAN]

:Hogwarts Welcome to Sex Education:

Odd sounding isn’t it? I bet the title simply caught your attention... Well, you aren’t reading it wrong my good chap, and this is definitely Hogwart's Sex Education!

It a normal year for Harry Potter and his classmates, No estranged battles. No fighting for their lives. Just good old fashioned wizardry schooling. Except this year will be a bit different. There is a new class on the agenda and the kids aren’t too pleased about it. What is this class, you probably already know its Sex Education. Yes, just as serious as Potions or Transfiguration, only in this class you aren’t working magic, but working with each other to bring up a healthy Baby!

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Thats right, a Healthy baby! The teachers are going to take DNA from two students. Male and Female... Partners in this journey of parenting. The DNA will be mixed into a special elixer which will then be -painlessly- injected into the female. Both of these students will be blessed with a real live baby resembling the parents if they were ever to have an actual child together.

With the help of magic, and ‘togetherness’ you are going to have to work with your baby, name your baby, and get along with your Randomly chosen partner until the end of the school year.

What a lovely Muggle class, Its about time the Wizarding world gave it a try.

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[The Joker]

:The Complete Birthing Procedure:

DNA will be extracted from every student
Then the Name of the girl and boy will be called (chosen randomly), and the girl will have both the seed and sperm together put into her making her “pregnant”
For about a week the girl’s stomach will grow, ending in a ‘birth’
Both partners must be present for the birth
Name needs to be chosen
Partners will be moved to chosen little ‘houses’ within the castle, a common room and two bedrooms
They have to work together.  Care packages will be given with two boodles, two outfits, and package of diapers, a crib and changing table
The child will grow faster than a regular baby and by the end of the year will be age 5.
The fake baby will die once the students have left the school

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[BATMAN]

Taken // Reserved // Open

LOVELY LADiES Cho Chang Hermione Granger -- Joanna Beth Harvelle Pansy Parkinson -- The Joker Lavender Brown Parvati Patil Ginny Weasley Luna Lovegood -- BATMAN Original 1 -- The Joker Original 2 -- BATMAN Original 3 -- Poisen Ivy

SNAZZY GENTS Fred Weasley George Weasley Harry Potter -- Poisen Ivy Ron Weasley Draco Malfoy -- Yuu-annata Blaise Zabini Theodore Nott Neville Longbottom Original 1 -- Lust Original 2

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[The Joker]

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[BATMAN]

:I Solemly Swear That I'm Up To No Good:

LOOK RULES.... And OH Geeee they are written in a niffty little paragraph so I KNOW.. you read them. NO skimming! Now. First things first. This thread is NOT rated. Why? Because its about Sex Education... So feel free to Snog, and swear and all that teenage hormonal stuff they come up with now adays. BUT There will be No...and we mean NO having sex. Not in this thread, I don’t know about you, but personally I don’t like reading about peoples 'sex-escapades'. Alright? It better be, because If I catch someone’s dirty party, I am going to come in there fists a-swinging! -Next. Fighting is fun, and is a must... but don’t be overly dramatic about it. DX Thats just annoying. Go ahead, love whoever your little heart desires. You don’t have to be sweet hearts with your partner and such! NO godmodding. Unless otherwise permitted. It gets pretty bad in these types of threads, and after a set number of warnings you are OUTTA here! -This is only based loosely on the book. It isn’t following any guide lines.
NOTE THAT: There will be no complaining about what ANY of the moderators have done wrong! This is their roleplay and it really has nothing to do with the 7th book at all. Remember nobody really cares much about what happens in the book. This is The Jokers and BATMAN'S roleplay and things will happen in the order of their choosing!
Alright! Nothing from the seventh book shall be mentioned. This is a safe guard for anyone who hasn’t read the last one, so please don’t ruin it for them.
Send your Profile to The Joker. No posting in this thread!
Now, Onwards...
I hate it when someone joins and then never does anything. So if you plan on taking a character, you’d better post. Or their will be some serious Internet Ass Whooping going on! Make sure you follow the profile to a T... please. USE THE CODE. It is there for a reason! yeesh. Don’t change your character half way through... its annoying.
If you hardly know anything about Hogwarts, please don’t even bother joining... I hate looking through sites and seeing
“Hey.. you know you can’t Apparate anywhere in Hogwarts right?”
“yeah I can... why don’t you do your research next--BLAH BLAH BLAAAACHAH”
Well you CAN’T....thats just it, and who cares? WE CARE. So please, do your research, or have a small idea about the ongoings around the giant hidden castle.
Post at least every day, or every second day. Unless you have an excuse, which you can PM directly to one of the moderators. Don’t double or triple post. It looks funny. Unless you have two characters. Then nobody really cares!

The Joker is god and BATMAN is her godess. We are in charge! Meaning that we are RIGHT 99.9999% of the time.... obviously we aren't wrong often. SO listen to us or be destroyed, kicked out, maimed, or possibly eaten...
Depends on our schedual

Many Thanks. For reading this through.

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[The Joker]

:I fucking hate this You:

Your partner's for the project:
Fred Weasley --> Original 1
George Weasley --> Original 3
Harry Potter --> Lavender Brown
Ron Weasley --> Pansy Parkinson
Draco Malfoy --> Parvati Patil
Blaise Zabini --> Cho Chang
Theodore Nott --> Ginny Weasley
Neville Longbottom --> Original 2
Original 1 --> Luna Lovegood
Original 2 --> Hermione Granger

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[BATMAN]

:Links To our Lives:

Links to other roleplays you can join! ;;

Currently there are only "gaiaonline" roleplays, but feel free to send others to either BATMAN or The Joker...

iNEViTABLY CHANGING
DiRTY LiTTLE SECRETS
truth . or . dare

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